This here day be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! It is also the day when the fictional wench Hermione Granger (from the crew o' Harry Potter) first set sail! Happy Birthday ter ye, Hermione! Rum all around!
I been a lazy, scurvy dog today. I be writin' some scrolls fer for me school o' higharrr learnin', but it not be much writin'. I may have to swab the deck after the sun sets, or walk the plank!
I also been ter the place o' superstitions with me nearest o kin, and one of them who set me first at sea. Was a jolly time! Yo-ho-ho....
Well, shiver me timbers, I must complete me scroll relatin' to the starrrrrrrs. And head to me chambers, as I must set sail tomarrrrrrow, 'round sunrise. Arrrrrrrr.
And forgive me mistakes, I am a mere lass who be not good with the tongue o' Pirate. Arrrr....
Ashley
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Very Rough Translation:
Hello friends!
Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! It is also Hermione Granger's (from Harry Potter) birthday! Happy Birthday, Hermione!
I was lazy today. I did a little homework, but not much. I'll have to do WAY more homework tomorrow.
I went to my family's church with my brother and mom. It was good.
Well, I should complete my Astronomy homework. And go to bed, as I'll probably be getting up really early tomorrow.
And forgive my mistakes, I'm not good at speaking in Pirate.
Ashley
[AUTHOR'S NOTE: Avast! That was very fun, though sometimes painful because it broke so many grammar rules. And just so you know, I DON'T think of Christianity as a superstition (duh), but pirates think all religions are superstitions, so yeah, had to go with piratey stuff. If you want to have some fun, go on to Facebook and change the language to English (Pirate). So fun.]
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